i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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