mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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