This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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