They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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