Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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