I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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