I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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