We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
home. puking in laundry basket.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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