you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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