Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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