so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
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We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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