Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Come on in and take your pants off
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