its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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