hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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