Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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