it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
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Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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