i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
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Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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