the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
did i just pee glitter
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