Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
How external is "for external use only"?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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