He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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