I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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