Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
What drink are we having for lunch?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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