i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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