i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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