No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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