Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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