Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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