oh god the rape fog is back!
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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