So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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