My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
she peed on how many people?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
All I want is dick and wine.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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