Already got asked if we're dating
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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