I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Randomize
