Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
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I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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