my phone needs a breathalizer
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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