is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
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My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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