Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
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Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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