Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Small penises have feelings too.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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