Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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