He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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