very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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