David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i love accidental penises.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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