I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
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The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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