i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
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Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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