So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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