So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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