I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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