Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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