Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.