The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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