I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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