operation have a gay friend backfired
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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