The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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