What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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