But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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