just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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