ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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