ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I lost the right to judge tonight
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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