You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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