I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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